I positively, absolutely, without a doubt hate summer. I sweat so much I think I am melting. I like winter when fat people like me look tough because we don't have to wear coats. Ahhh, the life of a polar bear, that's for me. Speaking of polar bears, the cellular phone store down the road has a poor soul dressed like a polar bear walking up and down the road to advertise AT&T phones. It was 90 degrees the other day. Not a good time to be wearing a full body fur suit. Number one: what do polar bears have to do with cell phones? Number two: That wasn't so much an advertisement for cell phones, but an advertisement to get an education or training and get a good job that you love.
Well the Buy Carl an X-Box 360 fund and the Buy Carl a Snowblower fund were both busts. I am starting a Buy Carl a Lawnmower fund. Like always I accept cash, checks, money orders, puppies, comic books and lightly used socks. Maybe I can afford a new lawnmower before winter comes.
I plan on posting some pictures of life at OBI soon. Actually as soon as I know where I put them. Well, back to work.
Nenoo, Nenoo
I enjoy writing in this blog, but often forget about it due to other events in my life, such as leg waxings, and jello wrestling. I have made a mid-year resolution. I am going to blog once a week if it kills me.
OBI is going to have some fun new changes at the beginning of the school year. We will have new vending machines. Yippee! The vendor promises to keep them filled up. We will see. We will also have some wireless Internet hubs in the school. I will also be wearing a bikini on the first day. Not really, I just wanted to see if you were still reading.
If you are a former graduate of OBI or are currently attending and know some one who is interested in college, send them my way. It can earn you some money. Administration is here all summer, so I am more than happy to talk and give tours. Really I am, because I think I am growing attatched to my chair. I should probably get up once in awhile.
See you next week!
