The flu is running rampant. I think it should fight like an adult, not sneak up and kick you in the shins when your not looking. Doy you know why all the flu bugs, germs and virus are so small? It is because they are uggggggggly. If I was a blob of nauseating, oozing material, I would never want to be bigger than microscopic size either. Wait, never mind, forget I said that.
I have added some new Captain America action figures (ahem) to my office collection. If my collection ever came to life like in Toy Story, the bad guys will totally get whipped, because there is like only two of them up there. Darth Vader might be able to hold his own for awhile, but I think Thor would totally end up owning him.
I think that I will make a secret identity for myself. I will be Captain OBI, defender of Olean Business Institute. My weapons will be, boomarang caculators and neck tie lassos. I will also use my Mighty Stapler of Justice to eradicate bad grades everywhere. Wait I just realized if I tell you who I am my identity is no longer secret. If you see a guy running around OBI in spandex and a funny mask, it isn't me.
Due to intense pressure from Mr. Bryson's Monday night Biz Org. class, I have finally decided to update my blog. Really, it is more out of fear of Julie Thropp. She has all those moves that a former Marine has and I think she could make me cry very easily.
I had been out with the flu for almost a week, when I came back I thought I would get a warm reception because I had been missed, but one student put it all into perspective for me when she said, " You haven't been here?" As the late great Rodney Dangerfield put it, I get no respect.
The Get Carl an X-Box 360 fund was a dismal failure. I am actually very touched that the students didn't donate to it. I think they were worried I would come down with carpal tunnel syndrome and strained eyes. You guys do care!!!!
I should start the Get Carl a Snowblower Fund, but running a snowblower requires work, and to be honest with you, I just can't see that happening.
Don't forget about the Refer a Friend program. Help me help you, by the power of Grayskull! You can't handle the truth that if you had 500 hundred more dollars you will have to buy a bigger boat. I will make you an offer you can't refuse.
