If they are College Fairs, where are the elephants?

The weather is changing and college fair season is starting again.  I feel a lot of sympathy for the attendees of these fairs.  The cool kids are trying to look cool, the tough kids are trying to look tough, and the boyfriends and girlfriends spend all night making kissy faces to each other.  But all in all it is a good time.  I talk quite a bit at these fairs, so to keep my throat pliable, I drink lots of water.  By the time the second hour rolls around, I have to go to the bathroom so bad I think I will faint. 

I hope everyone is getting over the winter blahs.  I never get the winter blahs.  I get the summer blahs.  That is the season I have to quit watching TV and playing computer games and do some work around the house.  When I mow lawn it takes me 4 hours.  That is 3 hours fixing the lawnmower and 1 hour mowing.  Woe is me!  I think I will blacktop all 2 acres of my yard, then we will see who has the last laugh(take that dandilions).  Probably the blacktop people when I get my bill.