I will karate chop the flu virus!

The flu is running rampant.  I think it should fight like an adult, not sneak up and kick you in the shins when your not looking.  Doy you know why all the flu bugs, germs and virus are so small?  It is because they are uggggggggly.  If I was a blob of nauseating, oozing material, I would never want to be bigger than microscopic size either.  Wait, never mind, forget I said that. 

I have added some new Captain America action figures (ahem) to my office collection. If my collection ever came to life like in Toy Story, the bad guys will totally get whipped, because there is like only two of them up there.  Darth Vader might be able to hold his own for awhile, but I think Thor would totally end up owning him.

I think that I will make a secret identity for myself.  I will be Captain OBI, defender of Olean Business Institute.  My weapons will be, boomarang caculators and neck tie lassos.  I will also use my Mighty Stapler of Justice to eradicate bad grades everywhere.  Wait I just realized if I tell you who I am my identity is no longer secret.  If you see a guy running around OBI in spandex and a funny mask, it isn't me.