I am leaking!

I positively, absolutely, without a doubt hate summer.  I sweat so much I think I am melting.  I like winter when fat people like me look tough because we don't have to wear coats.  Ahhh, the life of a polar bear, that's for me.  Speaking of polar bears, the cellular phone store down the road has a poor soul dressed like a polar bear walking up and down the road to advertise AT&T phones.  It was 90 degrees the other day.  Not a good time to be wearing a full body fur suit.  Number one: what do polar bears have to do with cell phones?  Number two:  That wasn't so much an advertisement for cell phones, but an advertisement to get an education or training and get a good job that you love.

Well the Buy Carl an X-Box 360 fund and the Buy Carl a Snowblower fund were both busts.  I am starting a Buy Carl a Lawnmower fund.  Like always I accept cash, checks, money orders, puppies, comic books and lightly used socks.  Maybe I can afford a new lawnmower before winter comes. 

I plan on posting some pictures of life at OBI soon.  Actually as soon as I know where I put them.  Well, back to work.

Nenoo, Nenoo